With all of the new and interesting baby pains that Cheryl is experiencing, we have decided that it would be more efficient for us to having some codes for the pains so I know how seriously to react. Also, with Football season upon us in 4 days, the additions of "audibles" to our daily life just makes good sense.
So below are the three types of "AHHHS" you may hear in Swiss Family Johnson.
1) "Pele" -- These big kicks that Bubba makes which give mommy an owie.
2) "Toni" -- Braxton- Hicks contractions. I didn't want Cheryl yelling "Taylor" after that no talent American Idol ass clown from Alabama
3) "Hellmans" -- The real deal; contractions that could lead to a new free agent for Team Johnson.
So if you hear Cheryl yelling, "Hellmans, Hellmans, Hellmans" my darling wife might not be talking about a sale a Byerlys, but rather prepping for the main event.
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that's cute ;)
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